pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

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fuss your pugs

Euphemism. ...to make sexual advances towards a lady that owns said breed of dog

"Girl, they are SO cute! .....so when are you gonna let me come over and. ..fuss your pugs? "

"You even LOOK AT me again I'll call the police you fucking rapey twat "

"Alrighty then......"

Fuss your pugs......a euphemism

"Check out that FINE woman walking her dogs and shit! I'd give my right arm to be fussing those pugs "

by Big Kev Dial December 30, 2018

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Pug Life

The Life of a Pug Trying to thuggish

Seen that pug trying to live like that Pug Life, but ain’t all about that Shyt

by CrimsonKajun2 March 19, 2022

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pug bitch

some nasty whore who puts her ass out for anything, will drool over everyone, with an ugly face.

"son i can't let you date her because shes a pug bitch."
"but dad i've been seeing her for a while now."
"Son don't tell me you're a pug bitch too."

by asslikethatdontfitinjeans September 3, 2014

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saggy pug

Extra fat pug that can not move because his chin sags so much. vastly fat.

Your Mom is like a saggy pug!

by epic waffle December 18, 2013

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Pug

Shortened last name of a horror author from the Latter Day Saint front who retorted to me with "Eat my pussy asswipe" when I asked him how could he be a practicing Mormon and an open donut puncher. My response was a self-deprecation crack which implies he wasn't born with one and no I wasn't going to suck below his waste nor was I going to toss his salad. A Motley Vision has an interview of him from 02/04/2010 where he speaks of being a "totally queer Mormon, but celibate." As this was from a quote on Wikipedia.org, Latter Day Saints and Assemblies of God are noted for being frequent verbal sparring partners -- as some of the barbs would borrow from the 1991, thrash metal mindscrew track "A Dog's Breakfast" as we point out that their founder is a womanizing con man who practiced folk magick and has roots in Freemasonry. When engaging Latter Day Saints employ modern translations such as The New Living or The Voice; then wham line with the "drink your own piss and eat your own dung" referring to the King James Version entries.

The Lovecraft E-Zine was torqued over my critical remark relating to "Pug" as its noted that I got a Jello Eating Bunny cussing me out for seeing a contradiction in their teachings. I would had pissed them off to the core calling The Book of Morom a work of King James Version alternate history published fanfiction. The editor in the e-mail, "I am normally a nice guy but with your comment, congratulations you're the editor who successfully pissed me off."

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

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