Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

National pufferfish day

On the 9th of October you must use the pufferfish emoji atleast twice or else you get bad luck with pufferfish until the next October 9th

hey did you know its national pufferfish day? Remember 🐡🐡

by I_is_hooman October 6, 2020

OJ Puff

When you take a big sip of orange juice then proceed to smoke weed.

Bro i just hit that OJ Puff and now im high as fuck.

by Spicy_spartan February 17, 2021

pink cream puff

A girls vagina that has been filled with wiped cream by inserting the tip of a wiped cream can into her and squirting it out

Dude that girl over there has a pink cream puff

by Thebigdude May 15, 2011

Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016

mrs. puff

spongebob's driving instructor. really cute. doesn't like to about mr. puff.

mrs. puff, i guess she's married.
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

A #2 Puffer

Someone (usually a gay guy) who sucks a fart out of another's asshole and holds it in like a bong.

Also known as "Puffing A 2" or the act of passing on a fart to another person is known as "Passing A 2"

What a fag, he is definetly a #2 Puffer.

or

Holy shit! I just hella Puffed A 2.

by JGummerzs :) April 18, 2009