One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.
Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.
Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.
DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!
by brocksamson696 April 16, 2008
Get the professional titty grabbermug. by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010
Get the Professional Platter Rejuvenatormug. this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut
can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N
can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N
jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N
by smartylicious December 22, 2003
Get the professional woman of the nightmug. definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word
guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.
by myggefar May 23, 2023
Get the professional street hamstamug. Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
by Viciboy January 7, 2021
Get the Professional White Manmug. Person 1: you trash gtfo
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE
by ivannnn23 August 31, 2021
Get the Professional Robloxian Soccermug. A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
Get the Professional Cock Blockmug.