Pressure shit

When you have been holding in a shit for a little longer than expected and then, when you finally release it, it feels like 1000lbs of pressure has been released

Bro, I couldn’t shit during my last shift so when I got home I let out a massive pressure shit!

by Phrozne May 27, 2023

hand pressure

When someone pressure's you to do something

"Your hand pressure me for $20"

by Davidos May 14, 2006

splat pressure

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.

Man, she was laying down and the only way to tag her face was to build some serious splat pressure!

by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010

flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants

She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits

by VelvetLovesAFelon May 25, 2012

peering pressure

The pressure or influence a partner of an internet peering agreement will place on another partner to adhere to its requests or demands or result in a dissolution of the peering agreement.

Comcast used peering pressure to force other ISPs to adapt to its anti-piracy policies as demanded by 'Big Media' conglomerates

by IC_Puzzle September 6, 2013

poop pressure

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.

Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.

by Tjupr December 3, 2013

Beer pressure

Like peer pressure, beer pressure is the feeling of being pressured into drinking more beer than one would like to because his/her friends are doing it.

I'm feeling a little dizzy already after this fifth beer, but my friends are still going and I'm beginning to feel the beer pressure..

by real-diculous September 3, 2014