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1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner
Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '
by Egaladeist-TAZ March 13, 2010
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20 percent of Battery

a moment when an iPod or music player has 20 percent left of battery

symptoms include moaning, groaning, complaining, frustration and eventual boredom
"I'm ready to play infinity blade 2!"

*2 hours later*

screen "20 percent of battery"

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
by tubasplat2010 December 27, 2011
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presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1
holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes
by botaf November 11, 2003
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pretentious

the majority of people who make definitions to other words on this site.

you don't need to say mean things to eachother just to be different. accept different opinions and learn how to do it in a more mature manner.
If you complain about people not accepting you, it's probablly because you don't accept them. Stop being so pretentious.
by emm May 28, 2003
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five-percenter

Fascist who rejects fascism as a platform for political organization, national solidarity or ethnic chauvinism.

Someone who believes fascism’s critique of Western aesthetics is lost in its conversion to a linguistic framework (political theory) PARTICULARLY in terms of low-context Indo-European languages.

Refers to the 5% of the fascist movement that reduces fascism to a synthesis of Italian aesthetic idealism and Hindu sensualism.

A member of the meta-right.

A messianist.
A five-percenter would discourage political organization along fascist lines as he posits fascism to be an existential philosophy driven by aesthetic critique ie he views a linguistics as a poor framework for fascism. As evidence for this position, he presents fascism's self-destructive political engagements and social organizational theory.
by sandraxine July 2, 2018
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red present

To have sex with a girl on her period while later finding a red stain on the sheets of your bed.
Wilson and Emily had sex Friday night and Saturday Wilson found a red present on his sheets.
by Clean $mart June 11, 2006
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Forty-Eight Percent Nation

The America that opposes the current regime. The number is largely symbolic, as the actual percentage now polls at well beyond 50% most weeks.
See also 48% Nation.
The Forty-Eight Percent Nation had better get its act together, or it'll only have itself to blame.
by colin s s February 19, 2005
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