Pontus

A code word for a sexual predator, or someone who regularly lies about their age.

I found this cool dude named Beavis the other day. He said he's 17.
Beavis? He told me he was 23.
Damn, guess we ran into a pontus.

by NewNew7777 February 18, 2022

Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.

The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it

by GothMowgli July 1, 2022

Pussy poltus

The healing for lacerations to fingers.

Those fingers look like they could use a pussy poltus

by Hurtfinger June 5, 2018

National Popus Day

"National Popus Day" Is a day on October 25th to celebrate the awakening of your popus with candles and different personalized decorations to put on your popus

1:"My guy, I am going to dye my popus' hair for 'National Popus Day'."
2: "That's great Man We were just gonna put up popus decorations outside the house"

by Blacc Guy October 16, 2021

pontus

The definition of a very gay person. It is a person that is more fabulous than everyone around them and has mastered the art of blowjobs.

"Look at how he handles that cock with his mouth, he is such a Pontus!"

by Getoji May 21, 2016

Potso

Phil's alter ego.

Potso, Skins, and Coo' D (Cold Dean) were the center of attention at the phat party in Albany.

by Jimmy James June 18, 2003

Potussy

A presidential candidate who is scared to debate other presidential candidates

John McCain is a potussy because he is afraid to engage Bob Barr in the presidential debates.

Fox News potussied Ron Paul when they refused to allow him in a debate.

NBC is a potussy for excluding Mike Gravel from a presidential debate.

John Kerry and George W. Bush are potussies for excluding Ralph Nader and Michael Badnarik from the 2004 debates.

by Neolog October 30, 2008