Portato

1. A potato that has gone through the process of teleportation

2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.

"Dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish." "Yeah it's a portato"
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!

by MacaroniMan May 21, 2011

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Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009

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The other definition of party.

In times of today, a party is usually associated with alcohol, drinks, drugs, sex, etc.

A Partay is a party without drinks, drugs, or anything considered inappropriate for people of the age 17 and under.

A partay can consist of hanging out with your friends, going mini-golfing, dancing at a dance, and much more as long as it involves having fun without doing drugs, drinking, having sex, etc.

"Hey Kimberlee, We're going to partay tonight!!!"
"Sweet I'll bring the gatorade and music, let's hang out at Denny's!"
"Alright, see you there."

"Dang Teddy, last night's high school dance was alot of fun!"
"Yeah it was a total partay!!!"

by IgnominiouS Lad October 25, 2009

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poop portal

Another word for your anus.

I just let one rip out of the old poop portal!

by Big T November 7, 2004

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Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal

A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!

I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.

by sixburghbbb July 11, 2010

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