pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

poonicorn

when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn

yo dude, ill make you a freakin' poonicorn!

by noobies1705 May 15, 2008

poonsausage

a cock which smells like cheese and has a brownish colour similar to that of a sausage you would get in a hotdog .

omg teh nanaki is a poonsausage with roflmayonase

by =virus.exe= January 9, 2005

poonilicous

1. Handsome/uber hot
2. Musclebound/Solid
(See Parisi)

A girl would say:
That dude is poonilicous.

by Random Chick May 13, 2005

Poonshine

home-brew GHB or Rohypnol. primary ingredient is rapeseed. assists in the attainment of poontang

dude, just made a fresh batch of poonshine, wanna road test it?

by le minesweeper April 24, 2008

Ronis Ponis

Ronis Ponis is a beaver and a hero. He lives in a dam and is damn stupendous.

That Ronis Ponis over there sure likes to eat other Beavers’ asses.

by Hfskfbcnc38949682886 June 22, 2022

Poois

Slow, dreadfully posh nice but dim type of character

You are such a Poois

by J.R.Poois May 11, 2004