pontificate

slang;

it means "to take a shit"

can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit

by ^__^ June 28, 2004

Ponis Head

a retarded punk that runs around, likes to hide in your butt and hits people in the head with a plunger.

"That kid just hit me with a plunger!!!"
"That guy must be a Ponis Head"

by Not a ponis February 5, 2009

Ponis

What the year twos say when they think there cool

I want to see your ponis

by (WHY IS THIS A THING) BHBHVH February 9, 2019

Pontifical High Mass

A solemn Mass celebrated by a Bishop or Cardinal. This Mass could be celebrated at the Throne or Faldstool. The Bishop are assisted by four minor ministers of the Crozier, book, Mitre and candle (three at the Faldstool).

Cardinal Raymond Burke celebrated a Pontifical High Mass at the local FSSP.

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

ponie

a ponie(noun) is sexual female being that dances in a weird yet shexual manner, she loves to do the dancing, oh yes...she loves ginger people although it may involve burning and death. she hails from aberdeen and is a sheep shagger

"the ponie danced shexually in russell's house"

by rhona May 9, 2005

pontiac tom

A rather plump fellow with a family car, which happens to be a black pontiac. He on occasion decides to randomly attack people such as his friends. Sometimes when feeling frisky he likes to drive around the middle schools in his area searching for what he calls "easy money".

Damn it stop trying to give my little sister "rides" in your family car pontiac tom!

by Mike "Big Bird" Cannizaro September 10, 2004

pontiac

1: A popular muscle car.

Also stands for: Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac

1: Hey, you seen that G5 roll up the other day? Balla status mayne!

2: Man, that fool drives a 59' Star Chief, Lawd knows what's under the hood, and his engine sounds like a field of cows with stomach cancer, but he treats it like a fucking Escalade. Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac.

(PONTIAC)

by Poopdeck222 April 3, 2007