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Politics

Where bald guys fight because of a video of a fat kid eating Cheetos.
Fuckin weaboos, politics suck!!!!”
by Them Hussar 👀 September 18, 2020
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When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.
NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.
by comradenazi September 23, 2020
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Any type of relationship:
God(s) to organisms, viruses, and aliens
Organisms to organisms
Organisms to viruses
Organisms to aliens
Aliens to viruses
And vice-versa

Yes, nature and universe is egotistical, deal with it
In politics, there's no such thing as friend nor enemy, but only interests. If you have no purpose or even destructive, you better kill yourself.
by Sir. B December 14, 2020
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What people on Urban Dictionary like to put on here instead of funny meanings for words
John: Hey have you checked out urban dictionary?
Joe: No, its gotten to political, too much politics for me :(
John: Yeah I noticed that, I wanna quit now :(
Joe: :(
John: :(
by Joesphzulu December 22, 2020
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Bullshit that people will kill one another over because that is how you build cohesiveness in a country: Division.
"I don't get into Politics because no politician gives a damn about the general population; only power."
by J3ll0f1ng3r5 January 8, 2021
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The the thing that fuck tards like to argue about

Jim: Joe Biden is a lil nigger lover

Tyrone: Trump is a dumb white cracke

Tim: you two niggers shut the fuck up and let me jerk off. Your shitty politics is getting in my way.
Politics are for idiots
by Ppman3993939393929 February 5, 2021
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People born rich trying to make it hell for people not born rich. Are usually uncharged after commiting a crime ( those crimes generally being rape, coruption, pedophilia, trafficing, drug stuff, etc) the defining feature of a polititian is their unmached levels of hypocracy.
After a 9 minute speach about the corrisive nature of xenophobia the man proceded to shout racial slurs at his political opponents. Politics people
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