Couch Potato

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

cot potato

A child who watches too much TV!

A play on 'couch potato'...'cot potato' is a cutesy lil' word!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Crusty Potato

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009

cute potato

A perfect potato/ person

You are a cute potato

by Chokotto' April 22, 2018

california potato

when you jiz in a frying pan and cook it. (not california potato chip)

dude i cooked her the biggest california potato and she swallowed it whole.

by tumtum September 11, 2005

Chocolate Covered Potato Salad

A word used when you forget the name of something that is or sounds very nasty!

This phrase would take the place of it.

"Did you just billsonate all over my chocolate covered potato salad, Billson ?

by Noptic/Dark Ritual February 19, 2004

couch potato

one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."

couch fag

by shunshine December 15, 2003