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tits on a platter

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
by Catman378 January 18, 2009
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Harry-Pottering

The act of staying at college over Thanksgiving, Christmas, and spring vacations, just like Harry did for every vacation.
Roommate: Hey, are you going home for Thanksgiving break?

You: Nah, plane tickets are too expensive. I'm Harry-Pottering it this time.
by collegium September 25, 2011
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Potterloonie

Any persons that are obsessed with the Harry Potter series.
Dude, there were so many potterloonies at the Harry Potter premier last night!
by beyahhh July 14, 2009
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Pottersdale

Pottersdale is located in central Pennsylvania. It's a small town with a larger bear population than people. This town is known for legalized inbreeding. Many people who live in this area travel long distances for any means of income. This town has many camps and people that think that State College, PA is New York City.
Let's do it Pottersdale style, kin required.
by Butler's January 2, 2011
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Pottered

To explain to someone just how wrong they actually were about something they have just said realated to Harry Potter.
Actually being around a dementor sucks all the happiness out of you. The only way a dementor can take your soul is if they kiss you. You can't have your soul taken just by being around them. Dumbass, you just got Pottered!!
by Brofessor_Oak July 14, 2011
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Oyster Platter

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.
Dude we really need to go to yoga more its a completely untapped Oyster Platter
by AustinSmallbone March 6, 2009
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harry potter puppet pals

A puppet show based off of the Harry Potter books by JK Rowling.
Puppet Ron Weasley: I'm hungry, Harry!
Puppet Harry Potter: What's new, fatty!?

From Harry Potter Puppet Pals "Snape's Diary"
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