Peruvian Pipeline

When the Santa Claus himself, takes a shit in your asshole.

Woah man, that Peruvian Pipeline felt sooooo good!!!!!!

by Somuchfun July 20, 2020

Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.

"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."

by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020

Chronic Pipeline

A sudden reoccuring anal pains that result in swelling of rectum. the causes are having to much anal.

Dude martha gave me some chronic pipeline from last night.

by candy man 6969 October 15, 2011

Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

Philly pipeline

When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.

I have a really bad yeast infection because my boyfriend gave me a Philly pipeline.

by binzington November 23, 2023

native pipeline

When you take an absolute steamer of a dump in a condom and freeze it to later give to your girlfriend to absolutely blast herself with.

I gave Sarah a native pipeline last night and she will never go back to her old ways.

by Blumpkinking44 December 2, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022