oh my god im so horny i lost my dildo... (takes a giant shit) next day yes yes yes ohhh yes!
that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!
that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!
by the big blumpkin June 23, 2009
Get the nalaskian pipelinemug. Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
by Eco Afela July 8, 2023
Get the Alaskan Pipelinemug. The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
Get the Alaskan pipelinemug. Put a deepfried Munster and Spaetzele in a condom , then you put it in the freezer . Once it's Frozen , use it as a dildo up your favorite's person's asshole .
"Mathieu was such in a mood yesterday , he gave me the best alsacian Pipeline EVER , and then we chilled with a 50CL pichet of Pinot Noir
by BatNuitsblanches88 September 20, 2025
Get the Alsacian Pipelinemug. A pipeline in which one begins with relatively progressive views except for their dislike of transgender folks, and ends with alt-right or even fascist-esque views.
Originates from the comic artist Sinfest, who began as a trans-exclusionary radical feminist, and devolved into a neo-Nazi.
Originates from the comic artist Sinfest, who began as a trans-exclusionary radical feminist, and devolved into a neo-Nazi.
Guy 1: It feels like yesterday Sam was super progressive aside from his transphobia, but now he's so hateful!
Guy 2: Sounds like he went down the Sinfest Pipeline.
Guy 2: Sounds like he went down the Sinfest Pipeline.
by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr February 1, 2025
Get the Sinfest Pipelinemug. The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.
by Depressed Male July 30, 2017
Get the British Pipelinemug. When you take an absolute steamer of a dump in a condom and freeze it to later give to your girlfriend to absolutely blast herself with.
by Blumpkinking44 December 2, 2022
Get the native pipelinemug.