north pole penguins

An impossibly rare penguin or thing, quoted from Zombieland:

Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.

Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole.

Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

Those are some north pole penguins over there

by Northpolepenguins February 7, 2020

difficult penguin

Requires guy to be wearing tuxedo and girl in a formal gown. Guy sneaks up behind girl and ties her legs together. He then flips her dress over her head, drops his pants and starts doing her from behind. She invariably tries to waddle away and flap her hands at him. He then chases her around the room with his pants at his ankles trying to put his dick back in her.

Dude I totally gave my date the difficult penguin on prom night.

by penguinsforever November 4, 2010

March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.

by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010

Screaming Penguin

When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.

After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.

by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010

march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.

“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

frosty penguin

Just when your about to skeet in the woman, you donkey punch her so she passes out then you proceed to jiz in between her legs. Next morning when she wakes up from her unconcious state her legs are stuck together and she will waddle like a little penguin, hence the name frosty penguin.

This bitch was making fun of the way I walk so I gave her a frosty penguin.

by marc j and grant (hot carl champion) January 8, 2004

Penguin Magic

An online store that sells magic tricks. It's a great store. However, the users of the Penguin Magic forums are spoiled ignorant assholes.

Penguin Magic is a great store, however it's fourms are filled with a bunch of spoiled teenaged assholes.

by FuckPenguinmagic! August 23, 2007