Is a weird being of ape descendant from Vietnam who is also a prat. He is on FaceBook and likes 76.2kN of force videos.
He sucks at multi-tasking and only likes sucky RTS games like Civilisation and StarCraft 2 instead of cool games like AoE I and FreeSpace2, curveball, Elasto Mania and UT99.
He also plays CS on the same stupid map over and over with other similarities.
Is oddly obsessed with BMWs, Audis and Mercedes that must be post 1995, and would like to think the car can feel him from the inside. Will not settle for a perfectly good, just as reliable 1980's vehicle that costs about a third of the cost of post 1995's.
Has friends who own Daihatsu Charades and other shitty brands, and one who owns (guess) a BMW!
He is brown.
He wears glasses and has a beard. Likes bearded dragons.
HD movies, he HAS to use HD in YouTube even if the video is not HD. Did I tell you he likes HD movies on his not-that-big screen that actually has HD resolution? But is only 16.9 so he can't watch hyper-HD movies (eg 2.34:1)
Has too many phones.
Has a 3.5" paper subwoofer.
Only wrote 2 paragraphs in his UD def.
His computer cannot play AoE I therefore it sucks.
I'm bored, there's too much crapness to b**ch about when it comes to Jack Pham...
He sucks at multi-tasking and only likes sucky RTS games like Civilisation and StarCraft 2 instead of cool games like AoE I and FreeSpace2, curveball, Elasto Mania and UT99.
He also plays CS on the same stupid map over and over with other similarities.
Is oddly obsessed with BMWs, Audis and Mercedes that must be post 1995, and would like to think the car can feel him from the inside. Will not settle for a perfectly good, just as reliable 1980's vehicle that costs about a third of the cost of post 1995's.
Has friends who own Daihatsu Charades and other shitty brands, and one who owns (guess) a BMW!
He is brown.
He wears glasses and has a beard. Likes bearded dragons.
HD movies, he HAS to use HD in YouTube even if the video is not HD. Did I tell you he likes HD movies on his not-that-big screen that actually has HD resolution? But is only 16.9 so he can't watch hyper-HD movies (eg 2.34:1)
Has too many phones.
Has a 3.5" paper subwoofer.
Only wrote 2 paragraphs in his UD def.
His computer cannot play AoE I therefore it sucks.
I'm bored, there's too much crapness to b**ch about when it comes to Jack Pham...
Jack Pham likes his mobile reviews, because someone else with the same name actually does mobile reviews.
Oh, you sexy beach, look at those wheels, so shiny!
Oh, you sexy beach, look at those wheels, so shiny!
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by Barto April 6, 2004
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by Eric Mize August 2, 2004
Get the phanco mug.Phanboy is slang for a misguided fanboy of the phantom console which doesn't exist.
Can also be used as a nasty insult
Can also be used as a nasty insult
by Jaffar January 15, 2004
Get the phanboy mug.The fandom for Dan and Phil, known as Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil on Youtube. 'Phandom' originates from 'phan', the collective noun for dan and phil which is also used as their shipping name.
There are mainly girls in the phandom, with an age range between 12 and 17, the average age being 14. Unfortunately there are a lot of cringey dicks in the phandom, but there are cool people too.
There are two different phandoms;
the twitter phandom and the instagram phandom.
There is no such thing as a 'tumblr phandom' because the majority of people in the twitter / instagram phandom use tumblr, it is a place to talk and post about phan, it is not a fucking phandom ok.
The twitter phandom is a great place to meet other phan shippers and communicate with dan and phil themselves. The best time to be on twitter is during 7-9 on a sunday or 9 on a tuesday or whenever they upload a video or pinof or amazingdan or when dan and phil tweet. Basically every minute of every day is the best time to be there.
'instagram phandom' is commonly used to insult someone. 'instagram phandom' is another word for 'dickhead' or 'bitchfaggot' or 'idiot twat'
If you are in the instagram phandom, you are a wanker.
There are mainly girls in the phandom, with an age range between 12 and 17, the average age being 14. Unfortunately there are a lot of cringey dicks in the phandom, but there are cool people too.
There are two different phandoms;
the twitter phandom and the instagram phandom.
There is no such thing as a 'tumblr phandom' because the majority of people in the twitter / instagram phandom use tumblr, it is a place to talk and post about phan, it is not a fucking phandom ok.
The twitter phandom is a great place to meet other phan shippers and communicate with dan and phil themselves. The best time to be on twitter is during 7-9 on a sunday or 9 on a tuesday or whenever they upload a video or pinof or amazingdan or when dan and phil tweet. Basically every minute of every day is the best time to be there.
'instagram phandom' is commonly used to insult someone. 'instagram phandom' is another word for 'dickhead' or 'bitchfaggot' or 'idiot twat'
If you are in the instagram phandom, you are a wanker.
'saskia u r such an instagram phandom i hate you'
'that is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me, why on earth would you say something like that?'
'that is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me, why on earth would you say something like that?'
by nohomohowell November 26, 2013
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