Peyton Manning 

Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.

"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"

Peyton Manning by Sara Nguyen April 9, 2006

Peyton Manning 

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

Peyton Manning by hattness February 7, 2007

Peyton Sawyer 

Peyton Sawyer is one of the main characters in the television show One Tree Hill. Peyton owns her own record label and is in love with Lucas Scott. Everybody can see that Peyton loves Lucas. Lucas loves Peyton too but he doesn't realize it. Peyton also had a relationship with Jake Jagelski.

Go to www.lucasandpeyton.com to see their history.

Everybody knows that Peyton Sawyer and Lucas Scott love each other.

Peyton Sawyer by Eleana May 10, 2008

peyton boy 

peyton is ssssooooo op man XD man XD

peyton boy is op whenever u need him

peyton boy by Nickib123 August 17, 2016

Peyton Manning 

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

Peyton Manning by j carunder September 10, 2010

Peyton Manning-ed 

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

Peyton Manning-ed by BFTQID October 16, 2012

Peyton Manning 

The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.

"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."

Peyton Manning by luvYasey November 25, 2010