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Penis Feeder

Any player in Destiny who spams their super or heavy weapon to kill players in Crucible. Players usually think they are hot shit when doing this and are penis feeding the players they kill.
"Oh no that guy is using Hammer of Sol, you're about to get penis fed."

"He's a Penis Feeder."
by TheDrifter101 December 20, 2019
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Penis helmet

A soviet era helmet, more commonly known as SSh-68 that closely resembles the head of the male genitalia.
Q: "Why are you wearing this stupid penis helmet Vitia? We got issued 6B27 helmets long time ago."
A: "What are you talking about, this is my father's trusty SSh-68"
by Minecraft superstar May 3, 2020
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Penis Monkey

A mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you're a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited power would make you have every power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows:

-Teleportation
-The ability to make the skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart.
-Monky
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-Ability to show himself in dreams.
-Ability to erase evidence of his existence.
-Immortality/Invincibility
Derek: Dude, what happened, why were you in the hospital?
James: T-the p-p-penis m-monkey got me.
Derek: Who? What are you talking about?
James: MY PENIS I-IT'S GONE!!
Derek: D: oh no
Tyrone: What happened?
Derek: Penis Monkey.
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Paristan

A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.
Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
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Penis

The penis is a magical instrument that you inject into the type of cheese called a vagina
Hey gals wanna hear my radical penis
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Penis wrinkle

by Ratchet hat November 17, 2021
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whistle penis

A Whistle penis is when a dick is fully erect but still curverd down in the shape of a whistle
Im watching a porno and this guy has a whistle penis
by Whistle penisNator February 19, 2018
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