Penciled

When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.

I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth

by Jaquavious337.3 February 10, 2023

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

peccle

A cute amazing thing

You’re so peccle!

by Noofie nu April 20, 2023

Pencilectomy

The act of subconsciously biting off a pencil eraser so that only the circular metal end remains.

All of my pencils have had a pencilectomy performed on them. I have to scratch out mistakes, as erasing them is now impossible!

by Overandout May 4, 2023

pepilepsi

cooling your pussy down with some knock off Pepsi

"shit it burns go get something to cool me down"
"all we had was pepilepsi"
"what the fuck is that"
"some dollar store drink"
"ok just rub it on gently"

by Nobel6OfReach May 13, 2023

Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.

You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.

by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023

penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis

The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.

by Malika Davis August 23, 2023