Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times

Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

An ugly person with a really fucked up hairline.

You know patrick.
Yea he’s fucking retarded

by Dhshsvz June 11, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.

He has a fat cock

Person 1: Who’s that cute chico
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick

by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019

Patrick

patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.

Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.

by surreal donuts October 20, 2019

Patrick

The Patrick Type Likes To Play Fortnite And Smoke Weed Like The Fat Cunt All Patrick’s Are, Being A Patrick Means Not Really Caring About This Snapchat Shit And Sleeping.

Who dat der bred der la?
That Patrick m8

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by Urban DicPics July 17, 2018

Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

Patrick

Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).

Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.

You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
spongebob

by FittestGNU July 15, 2016