Ottoman Fuck Palace

A sexual act or game the male performs on the female partner - he ejaculates into several condoms before the sexual act, puts them into the freezer, and waits for them to set. As they begin fornication, the male withdraws and uses a slingshot to launch the frozen cock-bombs into said female partner's cunt. He then ejaculates inside her, melting the cold semen, causing a tidal wave of hot and cold to gush out of her, after which she will be devastated and will want to masturbate for the rest of her life. Most effective being used in tandem with moves such as the Alligator Fuckhouse and Cleveland Steamer for maximum effect.

'I was jockin' my hoe all night, before i blew my load i gave her the Ottoman Fuck Palace'

by FuckPalacePrince September 15, 2011

Midget Porn Palace

A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long

John: what was all that noise in the street last night?
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again

by tubzyboy August 9, 2015

crystal palace

A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"

by mohair March 13, 2008

parachute pants

A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.

i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.

by J Dawg April 28, 2003

papacita

A hot guy, usually a hot mexican guy, but peoople say it anyway. Mamacita means hot mexican girl or literally it means little mama. Papacita is for a guy

Look at that Papacita mmmm i want some of that

by Mark iz NiNjA March 9, 2008

brown palace

(n) a person's asshole

I put it in her brown palace last night.

by Landon February 27, 2005

shit palace

A place that is an utter shit hole, dump, pig sty, messy disaster area. Usually occupied by a single strait guy. But for some reason they think its supper neat and Ok to invite chicks over.

Ryans place is a total shit palace.

by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010