pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

by Jo May 06, 2005

sweet pudding

refers to female cum;specifically its taste during oral sex

"Hey Steve, you wanna taste some of my sweet pudding tonight?"

by luna rose February 26, 2008

jerz pud

Douchebag from New Jersey most likely at least part italian or at least pretending to be and also more than likely sporting a blowout hairstyle. Often pretend to be a member of the italian mafia although they most likely work at either a tanning salon or gym.

Did you see that Jerz Pud sporting the blow out at the bar last night? What a douchebag.

by Anti Guido July 07, 2009

Spud Pud

Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.

Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..

Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!

by Mojo King Bee August 24, 2005

Pudding Fart

When a fart is so thick, moist and aggressive it delivers a deep bass that sounds like they farted directly into a bowl of pudding.

Nothing ruins Sunday Mass quite like a Pudding Fart!

by GoNe1 February 16, 2018

Pull the pudding

Slang for jerkin off.

"I had a massive erection when I woke up this morning, so I had to pull the pudding!"

by Space Wrangler June 01, 2009

pudding gasket

A thin, oily rim of loose stool that is often found on a public toilet seat.

There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014