tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 06, 2017

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car

Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop

by Fwtxritaa April 03, 2023

Gay Pressing

Being extremely irritated by someone in a very gay way.

Ice was gay pressing Gary to walk in a hentai store

by Duzkval7/7 July 08, 2019

press-a-piss

When you're high and dehydrated and you've held it too long and a telephone pole is suddenly calling your name. See anticipiss.

No time to unzip or drop trou, you're at the press-a-piss!

by car-bender December 10, 2017

Febreze Press

When a dirty article of clothing is sprayed excessively in Febreeze before it is quickly dried in a Dryer.

Mike was in a hurry so he Febreze Pressed his Favorite shirt.

Ryan's dress pants were wrinkled so instead of wasting time ironing, he Febreze Pressed them.

Originated in Hillsborough

by BIG MACC June 22, 2011

cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 25, 2006

press pressure

Press pressure is the act of one or more people pressuring you into answering questions so you can admit to doing something. This tactic is often used by FBI to interrogate criminals to confess to committing a crime, even if they didn't do it.

"I can't believe they made Marion Jones confess to using steroids by use of press pressure" said nobody ever

by TheBadBaneTiger November 17, 2021