nico press

when performing the doggy style position with your woman you grab on to her hair and curl your wrist so the hair wraps around your hand, giving you a really good grip. then you put your elbow into the small of her back and do a curl.

tom gave jane a nico press last night, now she's half bald.

by colon plow May 1, 2005

cold press

The room under stairs

Get the jacket out of the cold press.

by leon mails March 21, 2019

tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017

press fuck

To push someone up against a wall or other immovable object and proceed to roughly have sex with them.

Sharon wanted him so badly, vanilla sex wouldn't do; she wanted him to press fuck her hard against the wall.

by Redraven88 March 8, 2017

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car

Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop

by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023

peach press

The female version of a teabag.

When playing halo Jeffery died so much that Amanda peach pressed his face.

by peachpressV2 February 22, 2013

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle

Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023