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Pounding Off

To masturbate to lose those unwanted pounds.
person 1: Hector is looking thinner i wonder how he lost
all that weight?

person 2: personally i think hes been pounding off
by Horror Hey March 17, 2008
mugGet the Pounding Offmug.

pounding randoms

I heard that guy was pounding randoms last night.
by Jason Miller100 January 29, 2018
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Pound the Onion

Common slang used by middle eastern men...it actually has a literal translation rather than a metaphorical one which may be imagined by non-middle eastern folks.

Refers to the massive eating frenzy's which take place amongst family and friends. Inclusive of Kabobs, Basmati Rice, & ofcourse Raw White Onions. Rice Dishes in the middle eastern culture which are accompanied by lamb, beef, chicken, and are always represented with a side of cut raw onions. Raw onions are served table side at most middle eastern restaurants alongside Lavash Bread as an appetizer.
Dude,

I'm starving for some Chelo Kabob. Its time to go Pound the Onion.
by Sherwyn February 19, 2012
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Pounds up

A gambling game played which involves 2 or more people taking turns to throw their own coin against a wall. The objective being to get their pound as close to the wall as possible. Whoever gets the pound closest to the wall wins all the coins played in the game. This game is most commonly played by young people aged below 16 years with their friends.
Michael won £2 after playing Pounds up with Jacob and Jonathan.
by Street definition March 8, 2020
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perky pounding

When two friends are both sad and have sex to "perk" themselves up
I've had a really shit day and so have you how about we "perk" ourselves up and have a perky pounding
by serchild April 22, 2016
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Pumpkin Pounding

When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining
by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021
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karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances
I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.
by kwiii December 23, 2008
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