the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

big pounder

the act of sexual intercourse being the most amazing yet painful thing you will ever feel.

"oh my god Jessica, Brad gave me a big pounder last night at the party!"

by mr. worlwide dale March 17, 2022

sounder pounder

The pounder of a sounder of slampigs.

Guy 1: "Hey man, there's a whole bunch of slampigs in here."
Guy 2: " Oh man, I'd be their sounder pounder."

by SlamSow March 17, 2016

pumpkin pounder

A pumpkin pounder is a person who has intercourse with a red head thus they are a pumpkin pounder

That guy over there is a pumpkin pounder, he only has sex with red heads!

by map024 September 23, 2025

Sauerkraut Pounder

when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid

My girl and I are getting bored, we’re thinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.

by lards mccoy February 13, 2020

poop pounder

compressing poops doing anal intercourse...or pound the poops further..

Pat repaired the toilet floating plug so there will be enough water inside tank force the poops down when flushing. Pat is known for being the best poop pounder!

by MNPumamaster December 7, 2015

richard pounder

A very good looking male who has a very large asset for the ladies. His identity is a mystery. His favorite song is sexy can i. He likes mrs. Green. Her ass is nice and tits are big. He is best friends with jeffrey oliverio.

Richard pounder will pay you a visit is his favorite pickup line.

by Jumbo shrimp 69x3 September 16, 2017