pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

by clotshit January 5, 2011

Close as possible friends

Friends who are so close that nothing will ever come between them, not love life, family problems, and mistakes. Always believe eachother no matter what. Act like lovers but really are only REALLY close friends. Tell eachother everything. Hangout a LOT. Will do anything and everything for eachother. When in friend is sad you know the other friend will always be there for them NO MATTER WHAT!

Someone: " Is that boy and girl dating?"
Other: " Nahhh, they just so close ya know"
Someone: " Ohh, like those close as possible friends??"

Other: " yea dude!! Right on spot!"
Someone : " Mann, I wish I could be like them, they look happy, I bet they hang out ALL. The time.

Other: " Probably, but not very many people can have friends like that..."
Someone: " So keep them never loose them, even if your not there yet... Just keep trying?
Other: " Yea, lot of commitment but by the time you get there it's worth it...

Someone: " Always better to have a close as possible friend then have a date?
Other: " Yea... You could say that they last longer obviously if they are close as possible.
Someone: " Tru... They are like sister and brother and that's good... Be blessed for that sister and brother relationship.

by Dem homie's March 31, 2015

spawn of possession

Spawn of Possession was a technical death metal band from Kalmar, Sweden, founded in 1997. In 2017, the band announced their split up via their Facebook page. SoP has three albums out, Cabinet (2003) Noctambulant (2006) and Incurso (2012) there is also a demo called The Forbidden (2000), a follow up to Incurso was planned, but the bands retirement has stopped it's production.

Wow, I miss Spawn of Possession.

by William Rainer January 8, 2019

How Many Possums?

This is a question that an employee will ask a manager to switch subjects and to fuck around.

KV: How is it going
Maddox: Good
Kv: Awesome Possum
Maddox: How many possums?

by Strikle March 21, 2019

Insane Clown Posse

An American band which only some people like.

Things I learned on Urban Dictionary

1. Insane Clown Posse is a good band

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

anything is possible

the chances/possibilities are endless

“I just won the lottery! Anything is possible now!

by meymeys August 11, 2020

possible police

those who let "possiblility" rule their actions and lives. first used on The Simpsons by Agnes Skinner

Agnes: And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.
Pimple Faced Kid: Yes, ma'am!
Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Pimple Faced Kid: I don't think that's possible!
Agnes: What are you, the possible police? Just do it!

by mo-mo-mo January 2, 2009