masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Pooch

An add on way of saying “hey”

“Hey pooch”
“Wassup”

by pewiki March 6, 2018

Pooch

Verb: A. To slack off and accomplish nothing in a given period of time, without getting caught.

B. To chill with the pooches and discuss general matters of pooching.

Noun: A. a close acquaintance who pooches along side you

B .one who has a strong reputation for pooching hard and pooching often.

"whats Gucci, my Poochie?"

"How's it Poochin' today?"

"Keep on Poochin' on"

"You're pooching too close to the sun"

by P-Master Swine March 9, 2018

banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018

pooch

when someone or something is the shit

that was so pooch

by hahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha March 2, 2020