Chinese Bat Plague

A disease caused by a Coronavirus that originated in China during December of 2019. The virus was spreading rapidly but since the people in China are Chinese they decided to not say anything about it until after Christmas. The disease quickly developed into a global pandemic and many Americans with mental illnesses/disabilities began buying up all of the toilet paper and cleaning supplies as if the world was about to experience some sort of “diarrhea armageddon”. People were dying, the economy took a huge hit, morons stopped drinking Corona beer, “Tiger King” was released on Netflix, domestic violence increased (which may have had something to do with “Tiger King”), the term “Social Distancing” was created and accepted for use in public conversation, and many other terrible outcomes resulted from the horrendous diet of the Chinese. On the upside essential people were the only people allowed to work in some areas which greatly reduced traffic on the highways.

The star of the Netflix series “Tiger King” caught the Chinese Bat Plague while he was in prison.

by Murican Ginger April 3, 2020

Plague Doctor

A doctor who has worked on the Black Plague

The Plague Doctor works on the Black Plague

by ghjklopui May 31, 2017

Plague

Plague, The mass recruited Arma 3 Olympus gang that commonly sits on Server 2 all day and get wiped by Synthetic

Plague were 8v15d by Synthetic when they pushed them at Rebel (12/31/2018)

by Alfr3dTh3G0d December 31, 2018

Conversational Plagarism

When someone says something that you have previously said and tries to pass it off as their own. You either hear about it from whoever they said it to or you overhear them saying it. Can be extremely irritating, especially if you're the sort of person who dislikes making a scene and doesn't want to call them on it.

Tom: Did you know that (insert interesting fact here)?
Dick: Wow, really? That's so interesting...

LATER

Harry: Did you know that (insert same interesting fact here)
Tom: Yeah, did I tell you that?
Harry: No, Dick did. He's so interesting.
Tom: MOTHERFUCKER!! That's conversational plagarism right there...

by FreemDeem October 26, 2009

Plang

to shake your butt while pooping as to make your feces “dance”.

hi i want to plang

by boogaooga August 1, 2011

Pawger

Phenomenal-awesome-wise-great-resilience

Absolutely pawger momet

by PAwg gawd October 2, 2020

Brown Plague

An unfortunate sickness of the stomach that requires one to be almost permanently stationed on the toilet. The increase in the number of bowl movements is typically accompanied by a stool consistency similar to muddy water.
i.e. Hershey Squirts

I'm sorry bro, I can't make it out tonight. I've got a bad case of the brown plague. I've been on the toilet all day.

by scroTIMOTHY January 23, 2017