Xmas Pi

When the number π has unprovenly been using dreams for centuries to hint at number theorists and numerologists that besides some Old Testament books in the Bible, the birth of Christ is also revealed via its digits, if only they know how or where to look for them—had they sought the Holy Spirit, the Third Person in the Trinity, for direction, they would have received the revelation instead of struggling with their own intellect.

Divining the virgin birth of the Messiah via Xmas pi would have been a digital coup for the mathematical brethren, who could have been flirting with mathematical immortality thanks to their discovery.

by Fasters December 14, 2021

Pi Dung

All the falsehoods, white lies, or fake news about the number π that conspiracy-minded Trumpublicans and QAnonists share on social media to their tribes, most of whom are ladle-fed with daily Fox News misinformation—for example, the googolth digit of π is the biblical value of 3; ET sent an apocalyptic message to earthlings on Pi Day via a Mar-a-Lago resort’s terminal.

Is pi dung a subset of woke math or a root of white supremacy math?

by Fasters February 22, 2022

pi time

pi = approximately 3.14
therefore, when the clock shows 3:14, it is Pi Time!

An excellent time to eat pie.

Dude check out the clock, it's 3:14 - better heat up that cherry pie yo mama made cuz it's pi time!

by diggerb March 14, 2010

Pies

lardass or as an action fucking something kyle redding asian penis
asian

hey pie get me a beer

dude he pied the waitress in the kitchen

by the project pat June 1, 2004

sling pies

To deliver pizza, usually with a car.

"What does Joseph do for work?" "Sling pies for Pizza Hut down on campus."

by Illogical Bobcat June 18, 2008

Pi-Head

A person fascinated with the decimal expansion of pi (3.14...)

It would take a Pi-Head to know how far pi has been expanded by today's super computers

by lacsap October 2, 2011

Pi’s Irrationality

When the number π uses its celebrity status in popular culture to push other mathematical constants or beloved numbers around so that they remain out of sight to the lay public, who might otherwise discover their hidden beautiful numerical or geometric properties.

Some numerical rebels like 0, √2, e, i, and 𝛷 have ganged together to protest against pi’s irrationality—they wanted π to be censored for its bullying behaviors and condescending attitudes vis-à-vis fellow mathematical constants and geometric figures.

by Fasters April 21, 2022