The Perfect Eight

Specifically for Oxford University due its intense 8-week only terms, and having one club night associated to each day of the week.
Going to the same club (on its designated club night) for each and every week in a term.

"Did you manage the Perfect Eight at Camera last term?"
"No... so close... queue in 8th week was too long, didn't get in fml"

by ht'11 August 29, 2012

perfect 10

A person who is absolutely perfect on a scale of attractiveness, from 1 to 10. Most people agree that there is no such thing as a perfect 10, and that ratings usually only go up to about 9.7 or so.

Randy: Dude, Megan Fox is totally a perfect 10!

Willy: Nah man, she may be the hottest ever, but she is still only a 9.5.

by Larry Finster December 28, 2009

the perfect girlfriend

There is no perfect girlfriend it's about what you think is perfect not what everyone else says.

The perfect girlfriend is the one you never want to let go. Ever.

by Cora_love_97 November 26, 2013

Perfect Boy

an all around sweetheart, this guy will hold doors open for you, whisper sweet nothings in your ear, send you flowers for your birthday,and be extremely romantic. Any girl lucky enough to have one should hold onto him for as long as possible.

Guy1:Hey,wanna hang out sometime?
Girl1:Sorry,i already have a perfect boy waiting for me.

by D_9_FanGirl February 21, 2010

Digital Performer

Pro Audio recording software for Mac. Used by douche bags and pretentious assholes who enjoy the smell of their own farts. DP users think they are better than you simply because they use DP instead of Pro Tools, Logic, etc.

What? You use Pro Tools? Digital Performer is the best software out there, I can't believe you're not using it. By the way, have I told you how good my farts smell?

What do you get when you mix vinegar and water in a bag? A Digital Performer user!

by The1andonly November 10, 2007

perfaps

The exclamation of the decision one comes to when begrudgingly agreeing to fap.

And I thought to myself, "should I fap before Thanksgiving dinner? Perfaps..."

by redracing October 16, 2013

perfucktionist

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

by Laughlynne May 28, 2016