pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020

Pedro

My amazing super cool boyfriend,, hes the best bfn in the entire world n i love him

"i love uu most pedro (stupid monkeu)"

by Devil inna new dress September 15, 2023

lily pedro

When you have massive nipples and just over all ugly af

“fucking hell you look like lily pedro today!!”

by yellowbumhole January 17, 2020

Pedro Salazar

The sexiest man alive. He pulls every woman. Without fail. Everyone loves him. He is strong and muscular. His best friend usually has the name of "Jasper". They are usually Mexican and live in Indiana. There other friends name are usually "Elliot" "Vincent".

Pedro Salazar is fine as fuck. I want him as my husband. His cute ass.

by Jasper Weaver April 30, 2024

Pedro Torres

Pedro is really cute. He's the most caring and sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He's super funny and you always have the best time when you get hang out with him. Pedro's are very lovable. Everyone needs a Pedro in their life. Pedro's also have a big booty;)🍑

Person 1: Pedro Torres is so cute, funny, and caring. Hes the best.
Person 2: I know I have a crush on him
Person 1: Me too..

by Keeks25 June 21, 2017

Pedro

He lives cowboy boots and likes to show them off. He likes to make funny jokes all the time. He has a cousin. He's Mexican and has a mustache..

Omg, your mustache is so cool!
Yeah, but I'm no pedro

by Pedrocowboy244 March 25, 2022

Pedro

Pedro is a very smart kid he’s dumb and he’s very smart he simps for sum1 like Bri and he only likes her he’s very much a simp

Pedro Someone who simps for you know who

by Who_knows November 21, 2021