Pedro Ortiz

Pedro ortiz is Aubrey’s boyfriend. she’s fucking insane and will kill anyone for him. he’s also a really hot kid who sleeps a lot and never posts his gf but that’s ok ig

Pedro ortiz is the hottest guy in the world

by emo unicorn November 25, 2021

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Pervy Pedro

You shave your pubes and keep the trimmings. Then, later that night, you jizz a mustache on a girl and sprinkle the cut pubes on her face

I heard Andy Maks gave his girl the old pervy pedro last night.

by Lews Therin October 19, 2019

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Pedro gzz

A real nigga who would really slap the shit outta you

Pedro gzz would really fuck your motha nfs

by Pedro gzz June 12, 2022

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San Pedro Los Angeles California

Homicide and Homelessness.

Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!

The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!

by SouthBayDwee January 06, 2021

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Pedro-Effect

When your name is Pedro and inexplicable shit happens to you and only you for no reason.

-Every tab I open or click starts 'Not responding'.. Fucking Pedro-Effect

-(In the context of Minecraft) I can see 9 creepers in front of me.. That's Pedro-Effect

by Dr.Void May 11, 2017

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