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Patrick

Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).
Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.

You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
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by FittestGNU July 15, 2016
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Patrick

The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.

But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
Patrick... you can’t say that....
by RealGurl April 24, 2019
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Patrick

Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."
by GlaoOfTheCentury69 September 7, 2019
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Patrick

Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks
by Hddtf ftt January 11, 2019
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by Dhshsvz June 11, 2019
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Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times
Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!
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Patrick

That bitch from spongebob that is a representation of half the guys in my school
Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"
by Nikiminjaj May 15, 2018
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