cannoli packing

Cannoli packing is the practice of forcing cannoli in one's own asshole. Often practiced by closeted homosexual Italian men.

That Italian faggot left_flank#8389 is cannoli packing again!

by Mapleroot April 24, 2019

skinny pack

Someone that is skinny so they have a 6 pack. But dont work out for it just naturally, not anorexic, just skinny. Usually have no other muscle mass either.

He's so skinny i can see a 6 pack on that guy, but look he has no muscle. Thats what u call a skinny pack.

by Thebosoxidiots May 12, 2006

Drunk Pack

A backpack stuffed with couch pillows (or other large, soft items) worn by overly-intoxicated individuals to ensure the prevention of inhaling vomit while passed out. This pack is generally applied by the user's less-drunk, responsible peers.

"Damnit! Taylor is wasted, don't you think he might inhale his vomit and die while passed out?"

"No man, let's just put the drunk pack on him"

by iGoHam April 18, 2010

fanny pack

A pouch or other device used to hold items usually worn around the waist. Most often used as an alternative to a man-purse.

Frank keeps his lube and lipstick in his fanny pack.

by ??? September 27, 2003

Safety Pack

A six or twelve pack of beer to bring to a party just in case they don't have enough alcohol, you know they will run out, or assume the only alcohol the host has left is Natty Ice.

Jason: Yo Ken, you think we should bring a safety pack to Chad's party tonight??

Ken: Um yea fo sho, the two Adam's are lushes and will be there early... they will obviously drink all the good stuff.

Jason: True story, safety pack on deck

by Jason J Rock April 8, 2011

tard pack

Began as a nickname for the XBOX 360 core system because only tards and clueless parents buy it. It has now transformed into an insult and used as a variation of tard.

Nice highwaters tard pack.

by NESticle January 2, 2006

pack a lunch

Slang for telling a person they're going to have a hard time kicking your ass.

Johnny: "You better stop eye ballin my ho or I'm gonna jack you in the grill!"

Jimmy: "Oh yeah, you better pack a lunch bitch!"

by Tipton July 12, 2007