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owns my face

The highest state of ownage, because your face is all you have. Can be positive or negative.
Oh God, this new, unreleased Coheed & Cambria owns my fucking face!
owns my face by MoonKnight September 1, 2003
The most amazing person on the planet and quite possibly the universe. Someone who can make you laugh, smile, cry and fix up even things you thought couldn't be fixed. When no one is there for you, he'll help you out. Thinks he's not attractive and useless but couldn't be any further from the truth.
A very very intelligent person who can learn pretty much anything and probably knows the meaning of life. Knows a shitload Languages and has a very amazing way with music.

Extremely perverted but in a nice kind of way that wont make you uncomfortable. He also is likely to be a ginger although he doesn't enjoy it. Just overall, your life will be changed forever once you meet an Owen and you will never be the same again.
Girl 1: 'Your boyfriend seems cool!'
Girl 2: 'I know, hes an Owen.'
Girl 1: 'Luckyyyy!'
Owen by MollyCIA August 23, 2014
Owen is a really awesome dude! He is SUPER HOT and cute. Everyone loves Owen. He is also good at speaking. He always wins everything and you can trust him no matter what. He will never let you down.
I wish Owen was my boyfriend.
Owen by Metoo42 May 14, 2018
owen pretty retarded not gonna lie
Owen by ug hbjnokml,;. August 28, 2020

Owen Harper 

A character from the show Torchwood. Portrayed by Burn Gorman

Owen Harper is the team medic, who often comes off as crass and uncaring, although the caring side of his nature is shown through out.
He was only in the first two series of the show before he was killed off (twice, having been brought back once) in the second series.
He is seen paired with many characters, (Tosh, Gwen, Diane & Katie being the main) However there are many hints at possible pairings.
He is often either loved or hated by fans.
Jack: "And this is Owen Harper-"
Owen: "Dr Owen Harper"
Owen Harper by DrHarper. April 12, 2009

Owen Wilson Nose 

A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
Owen Wilson Nose by David452 June 15, 2008