the act of using your tongue as a dick substitute and ramming it into your boyfriend's butt while he sucks on your dick
by 0ral B March 30, 2009
Get the Oral Buttsexmug. When a man (also but less often a woman) wants to receive oral sex from a sexual partner but knows they must go down on them to receive it, the oral dilemma is the situation and trade off created.
Hey man, how did u go with that chick last night did you get head?
Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.
Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.
by Thisiscon October 25, 2009
Get the Oral Dilemmamug. When a girl is drunk out of her mind and starts giving you a blowjob and and pukes all over your penis.
Person1: dude last night my girl was giving me some top and puked all over my cock!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!
by Big bad western law enforcer March 2, 2022
Get the Laughing oralmug. The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.
Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
by von groovy June 11, 2017
Get the oral compassmug. With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
by QuacksO June 6, 2019
Get the oral historymug. When you pack your mouth full of Orajel to cause your mouth to be numb before bending over and sucking your own dick. This way it feels like someone else is sucking your own dick due to your mouth having no feeling.
Larry what you doing with so many tubes of Orajel? Be quiet Jeremy, this is going to be great! Once my mouth gets numb I can suck my own dick for hours with an oral stranger
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
Get the Oral Strangermug. by Cuber2561 November 27, 2018
Get the oral cavitymug.