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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video
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Edit Vine

Crapy video edits about shows and famous people that somehow are releated to the amazing app that was Vine.
"Have you seen that edit Vine about RIVERDALE?"
No Amanda, no one f*ucking cares about those sh*itty edits!
by Immp March 11, 2019
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monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.
by dwoper1 July 5, 2017
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Brown Vine

A Brown Vine is the act of putting a licorice piece, or Red Vine, into a women’s asshole, leaving it for a few days afterwards, and then after pulling it out with your mouth, eating the shit covered rope while blowing her back out
I did a Brown Vine with a chick last week, that shit tasted like shit.
by NAJ96 May 2, 2025
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green vine

by eccel December 17, 2017
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Vine-killer

Vine is a video sharing site. Vine has a six second limit and work on with Twitter has a 140 character limit.

Killer which means is when he is outdone by its competitor in the same industry businesses.
Hey Joe INSTAGRAM is potential Vine-killer ?

Joe respond : No, Instagram will not kill Vine. People who like Vine and Twitter a lot will use that.
by perfeitoan October 18, 2013
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