Actualeer

Someone who often says "UM, ACKSHUALLY-".
This word comes from words such as "engineer", except instead of doing engineering, it's actualeering.

"Of course he's an actualeer, he's a complete midwit".

by AveryHyena June 14, 2025

Gary Winthorpe (actual)

A stand up guy. Like someone on the pupil leadership team in a Scottish high school.

Wow, that's a right good Gary Winthorpe (actual)

by Wordsmitherybtw March 27, 2024

aint no way u actually fell for

aint no way u actually fell for

"aint no way u actually fell for"

by Aint no way u actually fell fo April 2, 2025

Actual Lives vs Theoretical Lives

To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.

Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

actual cringe

when something makes you cringe so hard, it actually physically hurts.

guy: ew, this video is actual cringe
other guy: i know right..

by thecutesteverrrrr June 26, 2024

Actual loser

John babino

Hey it's an actual loser

by Ewitssabrina January 25, 2017

Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”

“Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”

by Hmmwat December 8, 2018