suck the skin off a frozen chicken

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.

Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

by jjrubadub April 18, 2010

Ryder off

To spontaneously retreat home, often citing outlandish and ridiculous reasons

"We had a great night planned, but Jeremy had to ryder off"

by DanAshmore July 6, 2012

chugging off

self gratification to dirty porn for distance

Last night I was chugging off to amateur milf porn and I shot my jizz 2 feet.

by TheChuggernaut July 27, 2015

Time Off Tom

A "Time off Tom" is someone who takes off of work randomly or needs lots of time off, usually with little to no advance notice.

Boss: "Has anyone seen Nick today?"
Worker: "Not yet, I think he's Time off Tom'ing it again"

by ATwistedFate October 12, 2018

off sum

to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Brad: aye bruh did you see that bit from the party the other day that hoe had to be off sum.

by Quann478 May 29, 2021

Aesthetically off putting

A kind way of telling someone that they're ugly

Bro, even with all that makeup that girl is still aesthetically off putting

by Nazannex March 5, 2023

Shit's off the pot

Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."

Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.

by pwnb0t July 21, 2009