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OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015
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Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October

When you want to nut in November so you do this.
Fuck No Nut November! Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October it is!
by LazuliStar June 7, 2020
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Obsessive Opp Disorder

"obsessive opps disorder" might refer to an enemy who is intensely fixated on another enemy to the extent that they are willing to endanger their own well-being or freedom in pursuit of that obsession. This could manifest as a relentless and extreme focus on a rival or adversary, disregarding personal safety or consequences in the process. It may be a slang or colloquial expression used in certain urban communities to describe this kind of intense and reckless behavior towards a perceived opponent
Bro suffering from obsessive opp disorder "ood" he almost died because of it yesterday!
by Ted Bossinova May 29, 2024
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Obsession

Is the feeling of habitual addiction to a thing that you can't resist, that comes to the point that it's already so important to you; that even though you know it's wrong, you still continue it; you just can't stop then you start to be pathetical to it; just to feel calmed, you will figure & do things for it to be your own secret & special way to a more deep relation forever, until you can. You will never admit it, but will forever be your addiction, because you think that it feels good to you, & you're already bound by the feeling that as long as the wrong feels right it's like you're perfect & more than inlove to it.
Why are you so Obsessed with me? Well, I just wanna ask, because you keep on stalking me; it gives me the creeps that I'm already your Obsession.
by Texazen Taxiya October 17, 2015
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When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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obsessed

obsessed to the point you call and text the person constantly 24/7. no matter the time or day you still call them and check up on them very often.
"Jack is so obsessed with me, he keeps calling me"
by SassyButSensitive June 20, 2019
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Mosey obsessed

by joebidenswife July 11, 2021
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