norwegian girl

A tiny girl with flat breasts, usualy blond with blue eyes. Nobody likes a Norwegian girl.

Like, here goes this norwegian girl. Hope she goes away soon.

by Gorligirl February 6, 2018

Norwegian Face Tattoo

The result of a male engaging in coitus with a female whilst menstruating, removing his penis (which is coated in her menstrual cocktail) from her vagina and striking her face with it. This leaves what has been labeled a "Norwegian Face Tattoo" -a phallic, bloody imprint upon a female's face.

"Bro, that bitch was totally on the rag, but DTF, so I pulled out and totally gave her a Norwegian Face Tattoo. It was bad-ass but she was not pleased."

by Maxypad9 November 9, 2012

Norwegian Fire Hydrant

When just the head of your erect penis pokes out of the bubbles in a bath, resembling a fire hydrant protruding from deep snow.

She asked me for a dick pic so I responded with a photo of the good ol' Norwegian Fire Hydrant.

by cumbeast26 October 17, 2022

Norwegian bike pump

When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.

I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.

by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018

Norwegian Hot Tent

A combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a Dutch Oven.

Taking a dump on your partner’s chest then pulling the covers over yourselves fully enjoy the aroma.

You see Jimmy, when a man and a woman love each other very much, and a Cleveland Steamer, just doesn't cut it anymore… That’s when they have to resort to a Norwegian Hot Tent.

by Delaque217 January 17, 2023

Norwegian Double-Glory

Norwegian Double Glory is when two gay men lay faces to penises on a modified, lowered bunk-bed with two glory holes cut on each side. Mutual oral sex is then facilitated.

Norwegian Double-Glory example:

David: John, you wanna' fuck?
John: Yeah, I've only been doing Norwegian Double-Glories, so my ass is good to go.
John: Fucking awesome.

by dunkley22 December 1, 2011

Norwegian Dump Truck

A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.

Not to be confused with the German Forklift.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"

by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020