frosted flake

someone who bails all the time and gives shitty/sketchy excuses to make up for their flakiness

Reginald: Hey Reg, wanna go for a movie later tonight??
Regina: Sorry Reg, my appendix just exploded.
Reginald: Oh ok, frosted flake. See ya later

Darius: Sammi was a total frosted flake last night. She told me we'd hang out but then said she needed to babysit her grandma.
Fred: Dawg what a dirty pirate whore. Hit up her little sister instead.

by evalakerfan July 1, 2011

tree flakes

A tasty cereal made of goat turds and pencil shavings.

Mmm... can't wait for my daily dose of tree flakes!

by The nutty little squirrel August 26, 2006

IM flake

Someone who is flaky about responding to IMs. They usually respond a few minutes after you do and conversations are very slow and frustrating.

Screename #1 (2:15 pm): Hey
Screename #2 (2:32 pm): Hey

Joe: Dude, I was trying to ask Mary out online the other night, but I didn't even get a chance to because she's such an IM flake.

by joe8900 April 21, 2008

frosted flake

a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time

tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.

by jester November 27, 2003

flange flake

A crusty substance formed in amungst the lips of the virgina, resulting from poor hygine or incontinence.

Her sheets are littered with flange flakes

by Radical February 27, 2004

booty flake

A booty flake is when you make a booty call and the other person says they are coming over but never shows, (or flakes on you.)

T: Did you call that girl who was into you?
J: Yeah she even said she was going to come over but never did.
T: Aw man, you really got a scoop of booty flakes there.

by italydude December 6, 2013

flake music

Awesome pop/rock band from Albuquerque, though they only produced one album (When you land here it's time to return) James Mercer, Jesse Sandoval, and Marty Crandall continue to make excellent music, they now call themselves the shins and have since added bassist Neal Langford to the group.

Flake Music is my favorite band.

by FMizzy September 9, 2005