Blue balls

When your testicles feel like they are blue and in your stomach the way to cure is enjaculation

I had the worst blue balls but my hot auntie cured it with her tits

by 68boiiiiii October 7, 2020

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Bolivian blue balls

When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach ejaculation.

Last night I had a serious case of Bolivian blue balls

by Acido303 October 8, 2022

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Name given to faithful Bruins fans. These fans’ beloved team make it to the playoffs every year. They fight hard enough to let the fans feel as though they can hear the duck boats firing up just to get booted in the first round.

“Hey man you see those Boston fans after game 7?”
“Ya bud. Bunch o blue balls ober der eh?!” Laughs in Canuck

by Hockey-puckstickles May 14, 2022

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Blue Balls

A condition used by men to trick and bully girls into have sexual relations with them

Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this

Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!

by Bi girl xoxo August 9, 2021

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Blue Balls

When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue

I had to take a massive dump and that Porta-Potty ended up giving me blue balls

by SativaCyborg710 July 26, 2021

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wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021

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