Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirked

When someone gets shot from a building across campus

Maddy should get kirked

by Lyaker September 30, 2025

Kirking

When a lesbian woman beatboxes on a pussy before eating it out as a form of teasing their partner.

All this Kirking is making me so thirsty.

I’m going to Kirk you.

I got Kirked so gooooood last night aughhh

by Senator Nick McKum October 28, 2025

kirk

verb: to be abruptly killed, especially via the carotid artery by a long range firearm

Oh my stars! That man was just kirk'd!

Come on, James. Kirk him.

by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025

Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022

Circle-kirk

1. A Charlie Kirk admiration society, where people "get themselves off" with the ideas of Charlie Kirk.
2. A partisan group that only listens to and validates opinions from Charlie Kirk, dismissing any opposing viewpoints.
3. A group of people praising Charlie Kirk, whom they all love, while shutting down any criticism, could be described as a media "circle-kirk".

"I went to the circle-kirk but ended up with a frothy santorum I didn't ask for.

by Polska_Kielbasa September 21, 2025

Kirk

To be penetrated in the throat, either by Phallus or bullet, similar to Charlie Kirk.

Asking a woman to perform oral sex: Yo shordy how that kirk game
Discussing about a girl giving good blowjobs: Shordy throw mad kirk

by Thomas Yousef September 19, 2025