Jedi Jello

Slang for semen

Angel mouth ate my jedi jello now she feels the burn

by Jedi Jed February 17, 2017

jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.

"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."

by lildickmuffin May 29, 2016

liquid jello

The most sensual of all compliments. True sexual perfection.

Guy: Guuuuuurl, you look like liquid jello.
Girl: Have sex with me.

by pseudonym not chosen August 1, 2016

hot jello

Period blood

Girl I'm not doing nothing today I got hot jello coming down my va jay jay

by H3y it's jayj July 18, 2016

Mellow jello

When a male puts his penis in a jello packet and his companion licks it off.

Dude she gave good mellow jello last night

by Moe bama December 22, 2020

Jello

1. The food brand in which they make a jiggly, translucent substance, which is meant to be eaten.
2. A slang term for someone's, usually a black womans, ass.

1. "I love eating jello!"
2. "Look at that jello ass she's got there."

by shartingonturtles March 6, 2021

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021