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Niko

A guy who seems great at first, but turns out to be a giant ass in the long run. Though he's always there for you, he'll pull stupid and hurtful shit, annoying others. Also is not too smart.
That guy at the bar is a real Niko
by ppmaster August 2, 2014
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Nikocado Avocadoism🥑

This is a religion were our god is Nikocado Avocado

The religion all started when Nikocado Avocado fought with his partner named Orlin while crying and eating noodles and chicken. This glorious moment represented love. By fighting with your partner shows how deep your relationship is. This historious moment led to many different iconic traditions being made. Some of the traditions are having a fight with

your partner while eating. Annother tradition is having a pool noodle fight with your partner. If you don't have a partner just cry while eating noodles in front of a camera. These traditions are held every sunday. Him risking his relationship with Orlin was to show his loyalty to us Nikocado avocadoister(those who are in the religion). Because of this we have to show our respect and loyalty to Nikocado Avocado by doing traditions every sunday. We also have to obey all of his commands. Our enemies are Orlinisters, their religion is Orlinism. Their god is Orlin. If you ever encounter an Orlinist, remember to use special op attacks made by our godly god (Nikocado Avocado)info in the server. If you disobey and missbehave then you get teleported to Orlin's basement, which is a torture. Orlinisters will torture you with their non-op attacks. They will only itch but it will still be a torture. REMEMBER TO PRAY 𓀉TO OUR GOD EVERYDAY INFRONT OF A NIKOCADO AVOCADO SHRINE WHILE SINGING ''Niko is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss🙏🙏''
WE BELIEVE IN NIKOCADO AVOCADOISM🙏🙏#BADDIES #NOODLES🍜 #POOLNOODLE #CANCELORLIN🤬🤬

Niko🥑 is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss💏💏#NIkocado Avocadoism🥑🥑

SAY YOU ARE MY NIKOCADO AVOCADOIST🥑KÆÅÅH🐽#Nikocado Avocadoism🥑

NIKOCADO AVOCADO SUPREMECY🛐🛐#Nikocado Avocado🥑

BUY NIKOCADO AVOCADO MERCH TO SHOW MORE RESPECT AND LOYALTY🥑

Owners and creators of the religion are boobaddicted69 and baldluffy(on tiktok basically)

You can reach us through discord: boobaddicted69#8916 or Boobaddicted69’sLover#4857

We^^ are the most powerful after our god Nikocado Avocado of course in this religion

To join the religiom you'll have to reach us on discord and you'll be added to the server, there is also more information in the server
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“OMG did you see nikola’s instagram last night? She looks so stunning!”
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Niko

A very self centered person who does not give a damn about anyone. Not even himself. He will get very mad if he is out of pepsi and candy or loses an official clanbase match.
Niko is a guy from Finland. He Mad.
by ZedZorander October 24, 2011
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niko

Marijuana, Pot, Ganja, Weed, Cannabis. A term that comes from Puerto Rico. A really useful nickname because the authorities don't know it.
Hey, let's go smoke some niko!

Put some more niko in the bowl.
by My secret pseudonym April 4, 2009
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Nikkon

(verb) The act of being anally violated by a woman with one or more of her collection of marital aids. A true NIKKON must resist at first, but learn to enjoy it immensely.
A true NIKKON, must actually choose which dildo he will be violated with. Otherwise he is just his womans bitch
by Just Arti October 27, 2007
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Waaah-nikin

That whiny little bitch from Star Wars episode II-III (discounting that ugly kid from ep. I) played by the fantastically wooden Hayden Christensen, who can actually act, but since George Lucas can't direct an actor (nor anything else) to save his life this is what mutated from that rule of thumb.
I hate you! - Waah-nikin, Ep. III
Look I'm conflicted. <makes weird faces>
Look I'm sad. <makes a pretty little tear>
Noooooooo! <cry even though you didn't give a shit about Padme in the first place>
No, that's impossible! - Waaah-nikin's spawn Luke Skywalker from ep. V Empire Strikes Back
by BlarneyDood July 15, 2008
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