shart net

The thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly sexy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarrassing situation.

Girl1: I cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!

Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!

Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!

Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!

Girl1: You are sooo funny!

by GR-44 September 22, 2015

Cyrax Net

The Process of Farting under a cover and then tossing the blanket on someone next to you

Kyle was being a Jew so Eric Gave him a Cyrax Net.

by ~Howie~ June 15, 2010

nothing but net

Said when a 'swish' is made on the basketball court. A swish is when the ball goes in the basket without touching the rim or backboard. The ball makes a 'swishing' sound.

"Miller, from downtown......swish! Nothing but net!"

by Diego August 26, 2003

Hughes Net

shittyest excuse for a ISP there is, yes it even out shits AOL. They make there money from scamming those who live in peace, where DSL or cable is not available, Claiming to be "high speed" internet. With a bandwidth cap of 425megabytes you can download in a day before it actually goes slower then dial up speeds,and blazing speed of 1mps, which is usually about 15kbps if you on a good day. (which is the highest limit\spped at EIGHTY dollars a month 80$)


Not to mention the shitty tech, support in India, those who continually tell you "power cycle" your system which is just turning it off and on.

And if you plan on playing ANY form of online game you will have better luck if you attempted to sign on to it after plugging your computer into a cows ass. High latency and ping = fucked.

I want to download some songs, *downloads like 3* WTF WHY IS IT GOING SO SLOW... *30min l8ter* omg google loaded..

*Calls tech support* yeah why is it going so slow? Them (in very hard to understand Indian accent): Have you tried power cycling your modem sir? Me: yeah only about 100 times Them: ok sir please power cycle your machine. Me: FINE ill do it ONE MORE... *moments l8ter* wow that DIDNT FIX it. Them: Have you tried restarting your computer? me: FUCKING INDIAN BASTERES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GONA HELP IF YOU TOLD ME TO DO 34958435908 OTHER TIMES AND IT STILL DONT WORK?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Them: Thank you for calling hughes net.

by Hallowed be thy name February 28, 2009

caught in a net

Having sex!

(Used in episode 02x22 of LOST)

Sawyer: "I screwed her!"
Jack: "What?"
Sawyer: "Y'know, we got caught in a net!"

by ProphitIW May 24, 2006

songmeanings.net

A website which
-is cool
-then goes down because they want to upgrade the site but don't want a functioning site in the meantime
-then goes live with the old version after realizing their mistake
-and then goes down to "setup a router"

www.songmeanings.net is down again!
yeah they really like to mess with their users dont they?

by BlakeOPS August 1, 2004

fashionlib.net

The person that visits this site often most likely reads a genre of manga, in the USA it is called "yaoi". Yaoi is also known as explicit Bl is a very good genre. Yaoi is all about making very close and positive relationships between two men, and it is very wholesome. If someone says they read this genre, don't worry they are perfectly mentally stable.

"I was on fashionlib.net last night, I added another yaoi to my list."
"Fashionlib.net is a great learning source."

by Mentally_Stable_Fujoshi January 21, 2021