alter- negro

though you may act like a typical white kid around your white friends, your alter-negro is the way you act around your black friends.

he totally pulled out his alter- negro in front of those black kids to seem cool.

by duddddde February 26, 2010

Negro Pit

-noun
A house, or "pad" built, and designed specifically for a Negro, or African American. Usually consists of 7 rooms:

1. Garage - Usually containing some crappy car with "tripped out" hub caps, a "mad" paint job, and tinted windows, or a minivan.
2. Bathroom - Usually how some cheap ass pink towels, a broken sink, and a mirror.
3. Main Room (AKA "My trippin' balls crazy mad as hell pad", or pit for short) - Has 2 or more flat screen TVs, a giant leather couch, dirty rug, industrial lamps, and a bunch of decorative crap you'd expect to see in your grandma's house, and empty KFC chicken buckets.
4. Kitchen/Dinning Room - Big ass refrigerator stocked with watermelon and chicken, tons of cabinets full of knives and guns, a microwave, an oven, a microwave oven, a stolen baby food appliance machine, an old vinyl top table taken from the church bake sale, and a buffet table.
5. Bedroom (AKA Porn Studio) - Has a mirror, bed, some little girls Barbie play set, and his closet where he keeps his cut off jeans, armless t-shirts, ripped up boxers and his "cool pair of kicks".
6. Workout Room - Usually has weights, treadmill, ex girlfriends step machine, bench press, and a padded floor, all surrounded by 4 walls completely made of mirrors.
7. Stash Room - Where the Negro keeps all of his stolen goods, ranging from little kids toys, to his stolen "bling".

This goes for all African Americans but Will Smith (White guy in disguise).

"Hey, Javon, can me, Lavon, Devon, Tevon, and Shakeela come down to your Negro Pit later on today?"

by Dick Woodcock Johnson July 31, 2009

Negro Phi Dactyl

A chiefly social greek organization found at colleges and universities comprised of and run by flying black dinosaurs.

"I turned away that new pledge and directed him to Negro Phi Dactyl. We just don't have room for dinosaurs in our house," said the Pi Kappa Alpha President.

by Dirty Old Smokes April 28, 2006

give birth to a negro

to take a montrous shit

damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

Negrotoad

A racial slur directed at Nemotoads with African descent.

I be like in the sea and be swimmin and see a brown nemotoad and go that ain't no nemotoad that be a negrotoad.

by Alexander the fifth times two December 31, 2005

negrodeo

A public place that is usually found packed full of black people.

This used to be a nice place to come and have a drink, before it turned into a negrodeo.

by vagittarius February 6, 2007

FUNNY NEGRO

The funny negro is the black guy who thinks he's white.

A funny negro in the hood is the public enemy.

by kyle the bard April 30, 2006