Needle fest

A dry wedding hosted by addicts
Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow
by Cat cakes April 19, 2024
mugGet the Needle festmug.

Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.
Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle
by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025
mugGet the Thread the needlemug.

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.
"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking
by zorsnacks October 9, 2023
mugGet the crack needlesmug.

Needle

"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."
by AlainaDeena September 2, 2017
mugGet the Needlemug.

Needle dink fly fucker

Man is that guy ever a needle dink fly fucker! Watch him go
by Trailerpark18 May 30, 2022
mugGet the Needle dink fly fuckermug.

Treading a needle

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.
by Big Tom July 10, 2016
mugGet the Treading a needlemug.

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