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Nachoass is when a fat smelly sweaty guy rubs old moldy cheese all over himself. That is what the aroma smells like.
"Dude anthony.. you smell... like Nachoass!"
"What's Nachoass Nedbalek?"
"It's <insert definition here>"
by anthonyferrando May 1, 2007
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Nacho Camacho

A short, hunched over Mexican. Commonly found with a sustained injury to one or both arms causing gorilla-like movements. Found in the caves of Mexico, these Nacho Camacho's flourish. They do best in damp, dark, cold places. They have a offensively powerful breath that repels any non-Camacho being. Once believed to have only fed off of things found beneath rocks, they also enjoy a daily helping off a local Taco Truck. Unable to learn any 1 language, they rely on hand movements to communicate. Often, you will find, the hand movements rarely mean what they are indicated to. It can take years to learn how to converse with a Nacho Camacho, but it is indeed possible.

Much like their ancestors, considering very little evolutionary change, Nacho Camacho's are believed to be "dug up" rather then "born". Closely related to the Mexican ground mole, they do not develop eyesight until mid-life. They will they discover the world above ground and will search for food and living necessities for their family. Once they have collected enough rations for a new generation, they will continue their lives underground in a cave and wait for the next few decades to preserve absolute cave-dwelling tradition.
"Oh boy! That Nacho Camacho's breath sure did bowl me over!"

"HEY BOB! QUICK! Duck before that Nacho Camacho opens his mouth!"

"As soon as the Nacho Camacho placed his order to the taco truck, the truck was instantly engulfed in flames."

"Lois, RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE HUM-ACH IS COMING!"
by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010
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Sloppy Nacho

A complex snowboarding style. Common in self-taught professionals, this approach involves speeding up when you see "SLOW" signs, sending it, doing barrel rolls, wearing a fanny-pack filled with nachos, and having your lift ticket checked by ski patrol.
Mary-Beth: What is the first rule of Sloppy Nacho?
Paul: The first rule of Sloppy Nacho is losing your keys on the hill.
by bizm January 8, 2018
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Necroacrobacaphilla

To have sex with a dead person in acrobatic poses
Wow your dad is a true Necroacrobacaphillac
by Duman November 25, 2007
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homo-necro-peda-philiac

a person who engages in sex with a underage dead child of the same sex.... ewwwww
OMG that chick's a homo-necro-peda-philiac! dirty bitch!
by Martin Payne February 3, 2008
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Port Neches

Home of the Indian Spirit and the "Marching 'I'" Indian Band. In the heart of Mid-Jefferson County, helps define community pride at its best.
by Conrad White March 9, 2009
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Necro

Extremely violent and perverted Death Rapper from Brooklyn.
"Necro is my favorite rapper, but I wouldn't want to meet him, he's obviously a lunatic"
by Wardog July 31, 2008
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