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pocket nuke

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.
I dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his ass.
by JZoll November 18, 2015
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Hit it with a nuke

A humorous term used to end an annoying conversation with someone, normally complaining about their life.
Batman: My parents are dead!
Me: Hit it with a nuke
by 1dchouseman October 4, 2012
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The Axis Nuke

The result of the bowel movement you get after eating too much German Cuisine: Bratwurst, Baden-Württemberg, Pretzels, Fischstäbchen etc.
x: Hey i'm going out to a German restaurant tonight, want to come with?

y: I would but I don't want to drop the Axis Nuke if you catch my drift.
by That Guy who Informs July 8, 2016
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Cock-Nuke

A Sex position where the male drops in the pussy like a nuke to cause sexual havic on the pussy. Aka multi-squirt.
Check out your sons teacher. Ill cock-nuke that bitch.
by Hifoe December 5, 2017
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Tactical Nuke

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.
Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.

Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.
by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011
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darth nuke

An annoying Star Wars fanboy who will bitch and moan about anything he doesn't agree with. This is includes:
1. The 'dishonouring of the Mandolorians'
2. Comics that havent been written yet
3. Anything else that might possibly upset his delicate little world.

A village idiot
Nuke: OMG!11 Teh Mandolorians rule!1 They are real and I am one and you are dishonouring them!112
by Pissed Off Geek August 30, 2005
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fag nuke

someone who will soon send the planet into a geographical shift making everyone gay. and eventully make the planet a butt bumping feind.
fag bomb:dude did you see freddy yesturday
straight guy:ya i think he's a fag nuke
by fagaphobic January 21, 2009
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