Nonce

That weird looking man you saw at the park as a kid

Im gonna keep my son away from that man i think hes a nonce

by Howamisupposedtoknow February 12, 2020

Nonce

Any Celtic fan, Especially anyone called Scott Brown

Scott Brows a Nonce you know

by Ket Addict February 17, 2020

Nonce

a word used to describe someone who people consider dumb or unintelligent

"Dude why are you Such a Nonce, stop falling down the stairs"

by SmartMan42069 February 17, 2020

nonce

a nonce is where someone is attracted to little kids their name would usually tend to be sam miller

Oh look at sam
Hes a BIG NONCE

by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

Nonce

A Joe Biden. A handsy degenerate who’s accused of the sexual assault of adults or minors.

Normal person “That Gropey fella is a nonce. He’s a total handsy degenerate!”

Democrat: “but he’s less noncey than Trump! I’m still voting for him!”
Normal person: “Wtf dude!!”

by M-A-L-I May 4, 2020

Nonce

Greg Paul

Person 1: Who is Greg Paul
Person 2:...A nonce

by S1lent ツ May 13, 2020